No! The Bible is all literal! So, someone in the comments made this reply to the post:
You remind me of guys who look for Bigfoot or Nessie. They don't actually want to find the critter--for “them it's the journey for personal discovery” that makes it worthwhile to them. Even though it is a lie what they are looking for it's “their” lie. It's “their work” in doing the searching. No laying everything at the foot of the Cross. No final supreme Authority to submit to, only man. A peer. Someone who’s laden with sins like the rest. It's the lie in the Garden: “You shall be like God.”
Oh, but there's this. From the KJV even. Psalms 82:6 sayeths thusly, "I have said, Ye are gods; and all of you are children of the Most High." Ok, so God isn't talking to Man here, right? Jesus certainly was - according to John 10:34. "Jesus answered them, Is it not written in your law, I said, Ye are gods?" So, let's be literal. The lie in the Garden: "You shall be like God." God: "You are gods." If literal we shall take it then crazy God is. Sorry, I don't worship crazy.
This guy, Thomas Lowe, has, like most non-Catholics (and even a bunch of actual Catholics) some tested and failed notions of the Church. Worshiping the Pope, for instance. I think he may want to check out a Mass sometime. But the greatest notion is this: Mary is actually Satan. Which means Jesus was born of Satan. Well, that solves the Morning Star issue, now doesn't it.
And why, with this person's apparent Rome-phobia does he end his little righteous diatribe with Latin? Maybe he's one of those Truthier Catholics.
The amazing thing is there's so many varieties of Christianity. Even within something as seemingly monolithic as the Catholic Church there are various pseudo-sects of belief or thoughts regarding belief. Having been born and baptized Catholic, then leaving the Church, and recently coming back that's one blatant thing I've noticed about the Church. It isn't all that monolithic. It has dogma, certainly - all beliefs have some sort of basic underlying structure. And this is something else most non-Catholics don't get. A Catholic doesn't have to agree with the Pope or the Church on everything - far from worshiping the Pope. On basic teachings, yes, but there is a wide variety of thought that extends from that structure based on one's understanding of the Bible. Which, really, is the heart of the matter.
The oldest known copy of the Bible is in Greek. From that it's been translated into nearly every language on Earth. Think about reading, say, The Iliad or Herodotus' Histories. Think of all the various versions of those two books - varied because there are always problems with translating something. And what was the Bible before it was Greek? Nevermind the fact that it was Men who put the Bible together, picking what went in and what was left out. And nevermind the very first translation of the Bible - from the mind of God to the mind of Man. So this is all an exercise of interpretation, and we are flawed creatures at best.
Which brings me to the final point. Unless you wish to be considered a Thomasine this is all based on faith, not proof. I have no problem with Protestants or Orthodox or Coptics or, really, anyone believing what they believe. We can debate this or that, we can attempt to show our evidence - such as it may be. But it inevitably ends with you convincing yourself - you accepting Christ. Which is why I didn't bother addressing the email in the actual post at Right Reason. It was full of the "I know" mentality - which is blatantly false. You don't know, you won't know until you leave this life. That's what faith is.
An aside. I'm a Roman Catholic. My wife, of Italian descent, had been a member of the Greek Orthodox church (the irony!). I've heard it said by various Protestant sects that a sure sign of the End is the reemergence of the Roman Empire. Some have speculated that the EU is this reemergence. They're wrong. My marriage to my wife - East and West reuniting - is this New Roman Empire. Our child will be the Anti-Christ! I'll save my rantings on End of Days speculators for a later date. Suffice it to say, it isn't something I take all that seriously simply because, well, we're going Home and I trust that God knows what He's doing - that faith thing again.